deertush:

White-Breasted Nuthatch
The white-breasted nuthatch is a noisy bird. It has a nasal voice and often utters little cries or vocalizations, often composed of repetitions of small invariant whistles. In summer, it is an exclusively insectivorous bird, consuming a wide range of arthropods, but in winter its diet consists mainly of seeds.

dliok:

Smol sparrow

owlyjules:

Wisptober Day 14 - Gems

“There once was a magpie that loved to shine his priceless treasures in the light of the setting sun.”

Shiny stones means birds who like shiny stones.:D

comicgeekscomicgeek:

mala-taste:

aniseandspearmint:

everythingfox:

Genius

I love it when pets do the thing where they’ve clearly figured out that certain steps result in an outcome, but they can’t quite DO it themselves.

The cat understands that their food is in this container, and that their human gets it, and brings it to the dishes, and then there’s food.

But having no thumbs has prevented them from their triumph.

I on the other hand love that he insists on using the bowl even though he could probably just rip/chew a hole in the bag.

Which indicates that he’s probably not quite sure WHICH of the steps are crucial so he’s earnestly repeating them all.

(kids do this too - it’s called overimitation and there are experiments on it.)

An attempt was made.

bixbiboom:

New outfits!

Official artwork by @agarthanguide

bunabi:

you should be able to walk into your local CVS and get your uterus removed for $14.99 bro like I don’t even care anymore

somethingmissingthiswaycomes:

charlesoberonn:

That “what” at the end is gut-punchingly perfect for expressing The Emotion.

jackkdaniels:

We’ve got a homeless wizard, an inebriated goblin, a shipwrecked sailor, a cocky ringmaster, a temperamental monk, and chaos incarnate

Bonus:

askinnyblackman:

I hate when people shorten vacation to vaca. you gotta spell it “vacay” otherwise I’m just picturing a cow

transhuman-priestess:

transhuman-priestess:

It’s so weird how conservatives get mad at things that don’t happen and then get mad when you tell them it didn’t actually happen.

“They’re putting litter boxes in the schools!”

“No, that was made up by one guy.”

“FUCK YOU IT HAPPENED”

Like, bro, shouldn’t you be happy it’s fake?

There’s a concept I’ve joked about before that I call The Conservative Wet Nightmare.

It’s when right wingers talk in these lurid, horrified tones about things that don’t happen and wouldn’t affect them if they did, and do so in a way that feels almost fetishistic.

They want kids to be shitting in litter boxes. They want homeless people to all be drug-addicted murder machines. They want immigrants to all be rapists.

They want all of these things because it provides a convenient and righteous excuse to commit violence. Indeed, to indulge in sadistic violence, meant to torture as punishment.

Once you see it, you can’t un-see it.